Thursday, December 27, 2007

Priests fight at birthplace of Jesus

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/world/priests+fight+at+christ+birthplace/1235847

Nice way to celebrate Christmas.On the day that Benazir Bhutto was assassinated...

Bad news for Paris Hilton

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7161358.stm

What a tragedy ! Her grandpa is giving most of his money to charity.
Must organise a whip around to keep her in champagne.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Social Scrutiny and Tax Forms

David Icke and Boxcar Willy

Click below:

david icke link

PDF of a David Icke book.See bottom p.63 for Boxcar Willy.

N.B.:Contains dodgy terms so don't open it at work etc.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Drunken reverie

Search for truth is a waste of time
Learn your fucking web design

There you go

Sonnet number frigging 50.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Test posting of pic


The New Fontana Dictionary of Modern Thought.An excellent reference , but constantly on loan from the library.Might have to purchase...

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Hi, Jehovah here

Yo people, Yahweh here.Just hangin' like. I just blasted Brendan for his blashphemy.Which is a hard thing to say with a mouthful of stuff, like.Go on now, be careful.Or I'll Do ya like.

Ascension

Jesus went vertical too of course.Ascended into heavan.Zero complications.Up , vertical, and just sat there on the clouds. As if they were cushions.No telly.No email.No phone.Just hanging' with the saints and the holy dudes, and the angels and their wings , flying around like.Not even a message to say, yes I got there, everything's grand (like).

Presumably they , the lads like, were orbiting the earth (like) , with the wind billowing up their skirts like a bishop taken from behind.

And so it goes....

Mary, no takers

No takers on the Mary straight up into the old Heavan thingy.Up, in, no worries.No anti-gravity, no magic, no miracles, just shoot up there, bang , job done, into the old heavan, comfy, you're grand, how bad, no worries (like).

blogs

The thing is, if no one is reading it, you can post what you like....

Horse , trust.......

You can’t trust a horse

http://www.socialscrutiny.org/

Climate change (doh!)

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Bible

Q1. Mary's assumption into heavan: How , exactly ? straight up into the air ? If not, how did she die?

Q2. Jesus: where did he go when he 'ascended' ? Outer space ?

Q3. Adam and Eve: 3 sons ?? where did the rest of us come from ?

Q4. "bore his ear with an awl" Exodus 21.6.Why exactly ?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Websites of interest for e-commerce/web design course

Websites of interest

Web Design
http://www.webmonkey.com/ - dated material

http://www.pantos.org/atw/basics.html

Web 2.0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_2.0

HTML
http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/Guide/

Try out your HTML
http://htmlplayground.com/

Cascading Style Sheets (CSS)
http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/Guide/Style

http://htmlhelp.com/reference/css/

Browsers
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6086798.stm

Free scripts
http://www.scriptarchive.com/

.net magazine online - see development section
http://www.netmag.co.uk/

Bad web page design
http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/


e-commerce
http://www.ecommerce-guide.com/

ECDL
Online notes
http://80.71.99.10/ecdl.htm

Jobs
http://www.linkedin.com/


Textbooks

Free online text books

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page

Software books online

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Wikibooks:Computer_software_bookshelf

Films

The Guardian – 1000 Films

http://film.guardian.co.uk/1000films/0,,2108487,00.html

Broadband – How it works (U.K. site)
http://www.thinkbroadband.com/guide/howitworks/


Broadband - Irish government site
http://www.broadband.gov.ie/

Get Broadband
http://www.getbroadband.ie/

eircom broadband availability
http://mmm.eircom.ie/maps/default.asp

Broadband speed
http://www.abeltronica.com/PagInstrucoes/uk/index.html

Mobile broadband
http://www.vodafone.ie/business/emailsolutions/pc/3gbroadband/index.jsp?site=sme&bannerdesc=bus_3gbroadband_050307


Cork
See link to ‘Wireless internet in Cork’ at:
http://www.lookintoireland.com/orksee.htm

Google Earth
http://earth.google.com/download-earth.html